alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible)

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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(Source: lubricates)

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